Are y'all in Florida gonna vote today?

"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
03/15/2016 at 11:36 • Filed to: None

You better.

DISCUSSION (36)

crowmolly > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 11:39

That pic just screams

Kinja'd!!!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 11:40

For Sweden > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 11:40

Whatever you stay Stalin

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > For Sweden
03/15/2016 at 11:41

COMRADES!

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/15/2016 at 11:41

That Bentley Azure though.

crowmolly > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/15/2016 at 11:42

Great minds...LOL

Ash78, voting early and often > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 11:42

This could get interesting. I never thought I’d cheer for a socialist, but I hate Trump and Hillary more than any two front-runners in my 19 years of voting eligibility. But I’m not in FL, so it doesn’t matter...I’m mostly just curious to see if Rubio's home field advantage makes a difference.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Ash78, voting early and often
03/15/2016 at 11:43

But I’m not in FL

that’s a good thing

TheHondaBro > Ash78, voting early and often
03/15/2016 at 11:44

I hate Rubio, Trump, Cruz, and Shillary. Kasich is on the fence with me right now, but Bernie is my vote.

Ash78, voting early and often > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
03/15/2016 at 11:46

In Alabama, there was almost no reason to vote in the primaries...it was Trump by his largest margin so far. Just when I think we've turned a corner on racism, we just redirect it to Mexicans. And my otherwise rational fellow conservatives jump right on the bandwagon (most of them, anyway).

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 11:48

I think that was the saddest moment of any TV show I’ve ever watched. So, probably appropriate for a post involving Florida, Trump, Cruz, etc.

Tekamul > Ash78, voting early and often
03/15/2016 at 11:50

Mexicans and Middle Eastern Muslims. Basically, the tone has been dialed back a few shades, but it’s stronger than ever.

dogisbadob > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 11:52

This x1000. If you don’t vote, you can’t complain!

The republican primary is winner-take-all too.

BKosher84 > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 11:53

DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!!!!

PatBateman > dogisbadob
03/15/2016 at 12:03

It doesn't matter what letter is on your voter ID card, pray that Rubio takes the state.

dogisbadob > PatBateman
03/15/2016 at 12:08

That’s only one of the primaries. There’s also the one that Bernie Sanders needs to win :)

TheHondaBro > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
03/15/2016 at 12:12

Rubiooooo!!

BrtStlnd > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 12:12

I’m 38, Illinois resident, and I just voted in my first primary. I had to sit in my car for a few minutes finishing my coffee before I walked in... I didn’t even know which party’s ballot I was going to ask for.

Scott > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 12:28

I normally avoid anything remotely Political around here because of... well the Gawker Elephant... but I’ll stick my neck out this once. Basically at this point... Hillary needs to worry about an indictment first, if her name and that D keep her out of that, then her only worry is if her Buddy Trump does not secure the nomination. Trump will likely secure the nomination, but there has to be a really stupid Nixonian silent majority hiding out there somewhere for him to win the Presidency, maybe he's getting support from ISIS, IDK. Cruz has to hope everyone drops out, and Hillary gets indicted. Rubio has to hope that it gets decided at the convention. Kasich... well I'm not sure what he is smoking, but I have a feeling this time next year I will be wanting some of what he has. Sanders has to Hope Hillary get indicted, Trump get's indicted for Trump U, and the Republicans decide to replace Trump with Kasich, because he has shared his stash. The American people, and much of the World... well we clearly have already lost.

PatBateman > dogisbadob
03/15/2016 at 12:34

fivethirtyeight.com has Hillary’s chances of winning the FL Primary at “greater than 99%”.

I think Bernie gets berned.

PS9 > PatBateman
03/15/2016 at 12:42

Kinja'd!!!

To: Marco
From: Florida
Re: GOP Primary

Nope.jpg

PS9 > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 12:43

Don’t worry HondaBro. I had your back today.

Bytemite > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 12:44

It’s sad because before the voting even gets to California, it will be too late for Bernie. :(

TheHondaBro > Bytemite
03/15/2016 at 12:45

He still has a chance! Superdelegates are starting to vote for him.

PatBateman > PS9
03/15/2016 at 12:57

I knew he was behind, but he’s BEHIND behind.

The Rs’ only hope now is to have Rubio drop out and ask his delegates to switch to Cruz on the second vote.

TheHondaBro > PatBateman
03/15/2016 at 13:00

Rubio’s constituents don’t like him. Why do you think he hasn’t been campaigning in Florida?

Rico > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 13:02

I read that in the YUGIOHHHHHHH intro voice.

qbeezy > dogisbadob
03/15/2016 at 13:04

What if you don’t believe in any of the candidates? I will probably write in Pedro.

dogisbadob > PatBateman
03/15/2016 at 13:14

Well, if you’re in Florida you can certainly make the chances more in Bernie’s favor simply by voting for him and encouraging your friends to do the same :)

dogisbadob > qbeezy
03/15/2016 at 13:14

Kasich is the best republican candidate, and Bernie is the best democrat to vote for.

PatBateman > dogisbadob
03/15/2016 at 13:17

I’m in Texas, and I’m not a Bernie Bro.

#sorrynotsorry

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Rico
03/15/2016 at 13:18

I always picture Ru-fi-ooooooh, from the Robin Williams Peter Pan movie.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > BrtStlnd
03/15/2016 at 13:20

Over in Canadaland I’m not even sure who I would vote for. Dems seem the better choice, but hillary seems to be the only real dem candidate and it’s not like she has had an amazing track record. Anyone but Drumph.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > TheHondaBro
03/15/2016 at 15:13

Sorry. I’m an independent

I can't.

pip bip - choose Corrour > PatBateman
03/16/2016 at 04:58

look how well that went.

Trump for the win!!

yes , i’m enjoying this shitshow from afar.

qbeezy > dogisbadob
03/16/2016 at 16:42

Meh. Probably best in the sense that they’re marginally better than the others lol